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[evasives]

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i only do crimes against rich people im not a monster

[evasives]

Reasonable targets.

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they're like real stupid
so like i've got money i mean its kinda weird but im not gonna complain

[evasives]

I think I can manage that.

[evasives]

They think their wealth keeps them safe.

Security can only go so far. How much have you accrued?

[spellslots]

nice fucking try my man but im not just spilling how much money ive got

[evasives]

I was not trying!

[was he tho???]

But you must have enough to be able drop one thousand so easily.

[spellslots]

[Please hold while he finds the right image.

Got it:]

[evasives]

What?

[spellslots]

you think you're sneaky but you're not, i can see what you're doing

[evasives]

You can't see anything but words, this is text.

[spellslots]

im a wizard

[evasives]

And?

[spellslots]

i can see all sorts of things

[He's full of shit.]

[evasives]

How many fingers am I holding up right now?

[spellslots]

[He'd absolutely cast scrying if he wasn't too drunk, but he'll just have to guess instead ]

none

[evasives]

No.

[he could be lying. can taako even tell?????]

[spellslots]

[He has no idea but he's just gonna run with it.]

whatever you say, pumpkin

[evasives]

It was one.

In all seriousness, don't use that kind of magic to look into our house.

[spellslots]

i wouldnt im not that kinda dick

like unless i thought you guys were in trouble or whatever

[realists]

Cool.

Be home in an hour with groceries.

[evasives]

Okay. We'll see you soon.

[he's talking about himself and the cat :) ]

[evasives]

[someone.......looking out for them........???????]

Do you have magic to tell that too?

[spellslots]

maybe if abjuration or divination were in my wheelhouse but nah not really. if you went missing or whatever i could find you unless someone else's magic shit was in the way

[evasives]

Well I suppose that means I know who to call if I ever find myself lost.

[not that he thinks it would happen, but it's still kind of a nice thought?]