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[ he's asking about the kind of cold, not the engineering!! there are different levels of chill. ]

Probably because of all the technology. You should keep a sweater at your office, if you do not already.

Do you want anything else with the sandwich?

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yeah, jacket man, bring me a sweater

[ you literally walked right into this ]

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Maybe. But maybe not if you are going to make it a demand like that.

[ also if she's gonna use JACKET MAN. ]

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please bring me a sweater, cassian, so i don't freeze to death

[ jacket man™ is forever ]

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I just want you to know that even though I can feel your sarcasm I am choosing to be the better person by bringing you a sweater.

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you are a gentleman and a scholar and my sarcasm is only matched by my hopefully soon unfrozen gratitude

[ she is sarcastic as shit but she DOES appreciate it okay ]

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It is palpable. Are you sure that is not your power?

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maybe it is
think people will be jealous that i got two?

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Absolutely seething.

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i guess we'd better keep it our little secret then

[ a joke ]

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You will break the secret by tomorrow at the latest, so you are probably better off preparing for angry people.

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how dare you???????
i am a GREAT secret keeper

[ SHE IS A SECRET AGENT, THANK YOU ]

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I have yet to experience your ability to be subtle.

[ he did it! he figured out how to get a rise out of her! ]

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wow, cassian
that really stings

you mean you've been missing all my subtle flirty hints lately? i guess i've been too subtle then

[ a joke.......... ]

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Like Illya would not be sulking in the living room if you were flirting with me with any semblance of truth.

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he wouldn't be sulking in the living room.
he'd be ripping your head off and throwing it over the balcony.

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But then he would have to fight Jyn.

As a fashion consultant.

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[ we're blaming this slip up on being very busy at work ]

you know he's not actually a fashion consultant, cassian, don't be ridiculous

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[ oh man and he wasn't even TRYING. ]

Consider me utterly shocked by this brand new information.

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[ ... oh ]

very funny
are you bringing me a sandwich or not?

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[ B) ]

I have just finished making them both, so yes, I will be there shortly.