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Cᴀssɪᴀɴ "ᴘᴀʀᴀɴᴏɪᴅ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴘᴀ" Aɴᴅᴏʀ ([personal profile] evasives) wrote2025-12-02 01:05 am
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spellslots: dnt (become worthless)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-10-04 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a wizard, my man.

[As if that explains anything, but since neither Jyn nor Cassian seem that excited about the prospect of martinis (heathens), he can drop it.

Instead, he quirks an eyebrow at Jyn.]


Can I assume you're happy with what I whipped up, bubbale?
realists: (ro » sergeant)

[personal profile] realists 2017-10-05 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ jyn's mouth is still full so she doesn't answer right away, but she at least nods, eyes still closed. they stay closed -- she is appreciating! -- when she swallows and manages to speak: ]

Pumpkin, what did he just call me?
spellslots: (on my quest to find really good)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-10-05 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Rather than answer, and because he likes to show off, Taako reaches over to take one of the decorations that Jyn pulled off the cupcake, one of the balls of chocolate. As he holds it up between his fingers for both of them to see, it turns into a glittering gem.]

Wizard. [There's the explanation.] Which is not, in fact, a language. I called you-- it means little grandmother? Or little bean? Kinda both? It's another term of endearment, but don't take it personally.

[He does this to everyone.]
Edited (putting words in the right order helps) 2017-10-05 04:06 (UTC)
realists: (ro » piqued)

[personal profile] realists 2017-10-05 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ magic! that's so fucking cool but jyn doesn't like to be chill in front of other people and so she stamps it down until it's only her eyes sparkling with delight at the trick. ]

I was going to eat that. [ was she though???? now she can't, we'll never know. ]
spellslots: DNT (buy a big diamond ring for me)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-10-07 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, give it a couple minutes and it'll turn back.

[He tosses the gem towards Jyn, assuming that she'll catch it.]

This kinda magic doesn't hold well on like, gems or metals.
realists: (ro » converring)

[personal profile] realists 2017-10-07 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ jyn totally catches it, setting it back in the box with the rest of the little bits, pulling them all off another cupcake as well. ]

What's the point of it then? [ if it only lasts a couple of minutes that doesn't seem incredibly useful and what is the point if it's not useful. what is fun? ]
spellslots: DNT (got you wrapped)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-10-07 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Got it in one. [Clinical maybe, but correct.] Half the reason I went for transmutation magic was cause of this shit, turn a couple rocks into silver pieces, buy some bread and get outta there before the baker's realized what you've done.

[He's speaking from experience, here.]
realists: (ro » explaining)

[personal profile] realists 2017-10-07 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're a thief.

[ it doesn't sound like an insult. ]
spellslots: DNT (to misbehave)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-10-07 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, when needs must.

[His definition of need might be looser than most people's, but the point is basically the same. He steals to survive, although he's been known to be proactive on the stealing under the assumption that his current circumstances will change.]

But yeah, you gotta pick it carefully and make sure you're moving on quick. But Lup and me never stuck around in once town for too long.
realists: (ro » hanging)

[personal profile] realists 2017-10-11 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, [ jyn bleats with a scoffed laugh. ] Because you're robbing them blind. You'd ruin their whole economy with your rubbish coins if you stayed.

[ i mean upside, jyn laughed? downside, she clearly thinks it's shady and not at all because she has a past of counterfeiting credits. she only stole from rich people ok. ]
spellslots: DNT (got you wrapped)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-10-13 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Taako points at Cassian, as if to say he's got it.]

They'd catch on like, an hour later and we were pretty easy to pick, not a whole lot of nearly identical elves running around.

[Nearly identical is a lie; Taako and Lup are actually identical, but that one's harder to explain and not something he gets into with people.]
realists: (ro » piqued)

[personal profile] realists 2017-10-13 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ MEANWHILE JYN IS HAPPY TO JUDGE, mouth slanting into a judgmental frown. a silent judgmental frown. just because her own list of crimes is so long she got an impressed raised eyebrow from general "zero feelings" draven doesn't mean she can't think stealing from country bakers is a dick move. ]
spellslots: DNT (to misbehave)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-10-13 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[It's okay, Taako doesn't care.]

There's only so much shit you can change, and our magic was not that good when we were teenagers. By the time I could've been pulling stuff like that we'd found work, didn't need to steal food anymore.

[They stole other shit, jewellery and clothes and trinkets, but they got fed by the caravans they worked on.]
realists: (ro » careful)

[personal profile] realists 2017-10-13 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ ow, wow jerk. jyn leans over to punch him back immediately, socking him in the thigh. #ADULTS he's definitely not getting any cupcakes. ]

What work?
spellslots: DNT (would you get down on your knees for me)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-10-15 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Give him a second, he's trying not to grin at that little display. Cassian has seemed like a very serious dude until now, but that's almost playful and it's cute.]

Uh, mostly cooking for the caravans we travelled with? Like - performers or merchants and shit, we'd hitch a ride and pay our way by doing all the shitty stuff no one else wanted to do.

[It's always we, even if sometimes his memory still plays tricks on him.]
realists: (ro » explaining)

[personal profile] realists 2017-10-15 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Is that how you learned to cook? Can you teach Cassian?

[ not her, because nah. but cassian, she'll volunteer him as tribute. as she shoves another whole cupcake in her mouth what are bites? ]

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