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You could always just ask.

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have you tried to get a straight answer out of loki? and thor doesnt know shit

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Maybe you are just not very good at asking the right questions.

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i will give you a thousand fucking dollars if you can get a straight answer outta loki about his divinity

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Do you even have that much money?

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i do crimes

[Joke?? Not a joke?? It's a mystery.]

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Different crimes come with different levels of compensation.

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i only do crimes against rich people im not a monster

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Reasonable targets.

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they're like real stupid
so like i've got money i mean its kinda weird but im not gonna complain

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They think their wealth keeps them safe.

Security can only go so far. How much have you accrued?

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nice fucking try my man but im not just spilling how much money ive got

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I was not trying!

[was he tho???]

But you must have enough to be able drop one thousand so easily.

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[Please hold while he finds the right image.

Got it:]

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What?

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you think you're sneaky but you're not, i can see what you're doing

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You can't see anything but words, this is text.

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im a wizard

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And?

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i can see all sorts of things

[He's full of shit.]

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How many fingers am I holding up right now?

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[He'd absolutely cast scrying if he wasn't too drunk, but he'll just have to guess instead ]

none

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No.

[he could be lying. can taako even tell?????]

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[He has no idea but he's just gonna run with it.]

whatever you say, pumpkin

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It was one.

In all seriousness, don't use that kind of magic to look into our house.