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pretend i didnt tell you that god thing

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Who you sleep doesn't matter to me in the slightest, Taako. But it doesn't seem to surprise me either.

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i kinda feel like i should be insulted there

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It's not an attack.

I just assume your world is full of all manner of these things being more of a normalcy.

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oh no you cant even touch the gods in my reality you'd straight up fucking die. istus wouldnt even give magnus a high five, it was tragic

i slept with thor

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Thor is a god?

[wtf is a norse mythology]

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thor and loki are both gods, my dude, did you miss the memo?
they're nords? norse? some shit like that

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I have never heard of a nord.

They don't exist in my galaxy, how would I have known?

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i mean they never shut up about it for starters

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I don't put much stock in gods. If it was mentioned, it probably did not matter much to me at the time.

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i have no fucking idea how actually divine they are but like theyre powerful enough i do not think it really matters, you feel?

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Power and divinity would probably overlap, regardless of the truth of the latter.

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oh for sure but divine magic is like a whole other thing, when Thor fucking zapped me it was lightning not divine magic, so who knows with them

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You could always just ask.

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have you tried to get a straight answer out of loki? and thor doesnt know shit

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Maybe you are just not very good at asking the right questions.

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i will give you a thousand fucking dollars if you can get a straight answer outta loki about his divinity

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Do you even have that much money?

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i do crimes

[Joke?? Not a joke?? It's a mystery.]

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Different crimes come with different levels of compensation.

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i only do crimes against rich people im not a monster

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Reasonable targets.

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they're like real stupid
so like i've got money i mean its kinda weird but im not gonna complain

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They think their wealth keeps them safe.

Security can only go so far. How much have you accrued?

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nice fucking try my man but im not just spilling how much money ive got